am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
