I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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