Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Randomize
