We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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