I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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