well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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