Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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