it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
