it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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