How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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