put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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