Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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