Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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