I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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