And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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