I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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