I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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