Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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