You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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