O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I got inside last night via doggy door
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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