I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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