yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
