Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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