I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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