dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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