it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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