Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Randomize
