found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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