and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
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