Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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