And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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