i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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