Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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