The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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