youre lurking in front of me
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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