I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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