the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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