I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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