I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
