Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I have already put on my inside pants.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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