you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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