so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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