I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I cut my penus on the lid.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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