Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Randomize