what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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