sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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