if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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