Don't you send me to vm
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
