escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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