so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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