Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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