its not stalking. its research.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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